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大学英语作文1300字：Top 10 Funny Store Signs 1.outside a muffler shop: no appointment necessary, we hear you coming.銆?銆?涓?瀹舵秷澹板櫒搴楀锛?鏍规湰涓嶇敤棰勭害锛屾垜浠惉鍒颁綘鏉ヤ簡锛? 銆?銆?2.outside a hotel: help! we need inn-eperienced people. 銆?銆?閰掑簵闂ㄥ锛?甯府蹇欙紒鎴戜滑缂哄皯甯镐綇灏忛厭棣嗙殑浜恒?? 銆?銆?3.on a desk in a reception room: we shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left. 銆?銆?鎺ュ緟瀹ょ殑妗屼笂锛?涓変釜涓?杞紒鎴戜滑瑕佹涓嶇暀鎯呭湴璧惰蛋绗笁涓帹閿?鍛橈紒娉細绗簩涓垰鍒氱寮?銆? 銆?銆?4.in a veterinarians waiting room: be back in 5 minutes, sit! stay! 銆?銆?鍏藉尰鐨勫?欒瘖鍐咃細绋嶅??鍒嗛挓銆傝洞涓嬶紝鍒姩锛? 銆?銆?5.at the electric company: we would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. however, if you dont you will be. 銆?銆?鍦ㄧ數姘斿叕鍙革細濡傛灉浣犻?佹潵閽炵エ锛屾垜浠細寰堥珮鍏达紱濡傛灉浣犱笉閫侊紝灏变細琚柇鐢点?? 銆?銆?6.on the door of a computer store: out for a quick byte. 銆?銆?鐢佃剳涓撳崠搴楅棬涓婏細鍑哄幓鎵句竴涓洿蹇殑瀛楄妭銆? 銆?銆?7.in a restaurant window: dont stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up. 銆?銆?椁愰姗辩獥锛?鍒タ鐫?鑲氬瓙鍌诲憜鍦ㄩ偅鍎匡紝杩涙潵鍚э紝鍚冮】楗遍キ锛? 銆?銆?8.inside a bowling alley: please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop. 銆?銆?鍦ㄤ繚榫勭悆棣嗭細淇濇寔瀹夐潤锛屾垜浠渶瑕佸?惧惉澶уご閽堣惤鍦般?? 銆?銆?9.in the front yard of a funeral home: drive carefully, well wait. 銆?銆?鍦ㄥ鍦扮殑鍓嶉櫌锛?寮?杞﹀綋蹇冿紝鎴戜滑浼氱瓑鐫?浣犵殑銆? 銆?銆?10.in a counselors office: growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional. 銆?銆?鍦ㄥ挩璇㈠笀鍔炲叕瀹わ細鍙樿?佹槸鐢变笂甯濇帶鍒剁殑锛屽彉鑱槑鏄敱鑷繁鎺у埗鐨勩?? |